Pey Me Money App Studios
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$ Pey Me Money App Studios · official website
est. 2026 · money: TBD 💸
Catalog № 001 — Summer 2026

Pey Me Mney

App Studios, LLC (paperwork pending)

A one-guy app studio making software for people who like cars, cones, and keeping the family posted. The name is a business plan. The apps are free — for now. One day, you will pey.

5
apps
100%
bootstrapped
1
employee*
∞
cones
*also the CEO, the CFO, and the guy who hits the cones.
Division № 01
sorted fastest → slowest

Goes Fast {{ pt.tx }}

The reason the LLC exists.

Flagship · iOS On TestFlight

SpeedStream {{ pt.tx }}

Autocross telemetry with an AI driving coach. Your phone rides along locked in a pocket, records every run at 25 Hz, draws your line on a satellite map, and splits it corner by corner so run 4 can be compared — unfavorably — to run 7. Then the coach explains, politely and with evidence, exactly why you were slow. It has diagnosed its own developer as “late on throttle” at every event this season. He built it. It's still right.

  • ▸Arm it once at the venue. It catches every run — and never the drive home.
  • ▸RaceBox, OBD, GoPro all optional. Your phone works day one.
  • ▸The coach cites its sources and refuses to invent numbers. Unlike everyone in grid.
Inspect the flagship → $0.00 · introductory price
TestFlight: apply by form, reviewed case-by-case by a committee of one. Coaching billed at cost — $0.004 a lecture.
actual app · simulated modesty
macOS + iPhone In the lab

ConeCanvas {{ pt.tx }}

Autocross course design without booting actual AutoCAD. Trace your lot to scale from satellite, drag on slaloms, sweepers, and Chicago boxes that know the rulebook, and watch it count cones and course-feet live while you draw — then print a setup map the crew can read at 7 a.m. Replaces roughly $500 of professional CAD — nobody has been brave enough to confirm the number — that never knew what a slalom was.

untitled-course-final-FINAL-v2.acx
Knows what a slalom is. 256 tests agree. Inspect →
Sim racing pipeline v1.1 · drivable

AC Autocross Maker {{ pt.tx }}

Feed it the club's course-map PDF and it builds the whole thing in Assetto Corsa: reads the drawing, fits it onto the real venue, and stands every cone up within 0.6 meters of where it'll be on Sunday — timing lights included. Everyone else walks the course Sunday morning. You drove it Wednesday, in socks. Has yet to make anyone here measurably faster; see the flagship app for the receipts.

v1.0 patch notes: cones no longer lie down on the job. Inspect →
Division № 02
sorted by miles from home

Goes Further {{ pt.tx }}

(and is a giant nerd about the data). Also the reason we're allowed to keep Division № 01.

iOS · family fleet

Glovebox {{ pt.tx }}

A logbook for every car the family drives. Ten-second fill-up logging at the pump, MPG math you can't lie to, service reminders you'll ignore exactly twice, and a shared cost ledger for the whole fleet — gas, EV charging, insurance, regret. Commissioned to prove the sports car was a sensible purchase; it calculated $19.84 a mile and simply will not let it go.

Replaces one spreadsheet and several Apple Notes of shame.
Inspect →
iOS · travel Workshopping

Altrove {{ pt.tx }}

Like a flight tracker, but for the whole trip: a shared map of everywhere the family has been, live legs so nobody has to text “landed?”, and a board for planning wherever we're all going next — one place instead of four group chats. Currently in the confident-sketches phase, which is studio-speak for “not built yet.”

Named after the Italian for "elsewhere," which is where we'd all rather be.
Inspect →
Official studio currency

The Peymoji™ Suite

A studio named Pey Me Money mints its own emoji. Twenty-eight denominations, legal tender nowhere. Now featuring the 2026 mint.

NEW {{ pt.tx }} {{ pm.label }}
Free to screenshot. Free to react with. Free, in general. 💸
The Bulletin

Latest updates, freshly stapled

One line per app. The changelog, on a diet.

JUL 2026 SpeedStream TestFlight applications are open — reviewed case-by-case by a committee of one.
JUL 2026 ConeCanvas Design workshop wrapped: 13 documents, 2 prototypes, 1 strong opinion about AutoCAD.
JUL 2026 AC Autocross Maker v1.1: removed a 147-meter row of canopies that was parked on the racing line.
JUN 2026 Glovebox The importer now survives a year of pasted Apple Notes, including the one that just says "23.5ish".
JUL 2026 Altrove The Mode Wing was ratified, decisions #31–#37. The family was not consulted.
JUL 2026 plop Exhibit replaced: it's an app now. The public repo stays 7 bytes of misdirection.
FAQ

Questions, answered reluctantly

How do I get on the SpeedStream TestFlight?

You fill out the application form. Every application is reviewed case-by-case by the admissions committee, which is one guy. Fair warning: while on the TestFlight, your AI coaching usage is billed to you at cost — about $0.004 a lecture. The studio has a name to live up to.

Is everything really $0.00?

It's an introductory price we've held since founding. Charging money is on the roadmap. So is finishing the roadmap.

Why is it called Pey Me Money?

The founder is named Peyton. The rest is manifestation.

Android?

The studio owns one (1) development machine, and it is a Mac. We'll revisit after the first pey-ment clears.

Can I trust the AI coach?

It cites your own telemetry and is contractually forbidden from inventing numbers. It is, statistically, more honest than your co-driver.

What is plop?

A social app for number two — the studio's worst-kept secret, in active development. The pavilion has the full exhibit. Admission free, obviously.

* plop *

You hear something drop in the east wing.

Investigate the sound →
(it's the pavilion. it's always the pavilion.)
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Every app: $0.00 — an introductory price we have proudly held since founding.

SpeedStream ConeCanvas AC Autocross Maker Glovebox Altrove The Guy plop.

© 2026 Pey Me Money App Studios, LLC (formation status: aspirational). 100% bootstrapped. The business model is patience.
Not a bank. Not fintech. Not financial advice. It is one guy.
Please do not mail us actual money. (Yet.) No cones were permanently harmed in the making of these apps.

ploppavilion →
← Back to the catalog Division № 01 · Flagship
iOS 18 · portrait · dark On TestFlight

SpeedStream {{ pt.tx }}

The coach fits in your pocket. The excuses don't.

Arm it once at the venue and put the phone away. SpeedStream catches every run — never the drive home — then lays your speed-colored line over satellite, syncs GPS, G-forces, and video to one scrubber, and hands you a debrief from an AI coach that cites your own data back at you. Its most consistent finding to date: the developer brakes too early. Every corner. Every event.

Apply for the TestFlight → $0.00 · introductory price
Applications reviewed case-by-case by a committee of one. AI coaching usage billed to you, at cost.
run analysis · portrait-primary · dark, obviously
● REC RUN 07 — 44.12s Δ −0.42 · PB CONES: 2 (allegedly) phone: locked, recording anyway

What it does between your runs

Arm & forget
Runs auto-trigger on launch and auto-close on a stop. Biased to never miss a run, even in your pocket, even on a weak GPS fix.
Satellite replay
Speed-colored line on satellite, traction circle, speed / G / Δt traces under one scrubber. Scrub your run like game film.
An honest coach
Per-run debriefs you can talk back to. Every claim comes with tap-to-see-it evidence from your telemetry. It never invents a number.
Hardware optional
Phone GPS works day one. Pair a RaceBox Mini for 25 Hz, an OBD dongle for RPM and throttle, a GoPro for synced video. All optional.
Your data, your iCloud
Everything syncs through your own private iCloud database. Share a course to friends by link or QR — their runs stay theirs.
Video Studio
Auto-anchors your clips to the telemetry timeline and exports burned-in overlays — speed, Δ, Gs — so your claims become verifiable.
Spec sheet
Missed runs0, by design
GPS rate w/ RaceBox25 Hz
Coach rate per lecture$0.004, billed at cost
Fabricated numbers0 (validator enforced)
Paywallnone found
$0.00
introductory price
"One day, you will pey."
Next in the catalog: ConeCanvas →
← Back to the catalog Division № 01 · Design tool
macOS + iPhone · iPad next In the lab · 256 tests green

ConeCanvas {{ pt.tx }}

Draw the course. It counts the cones.

Before this, course design meant CorelDRAW or honest-to-goodness AutoCAD — somewhere north of $500 of professional CAD, we've been afraid to check — aimed at a parking lot. None of it knows what a slalom is. ConeCanvas does: trace your lot to scale from satellite, snap on parametric slaloms, sweepers, and gates, let the 42-check Course Doctor nag you about escape routes, and print both maps while it keeps the cone count honest.

sunday-course-final-FINAL-v2.acx — 214 cones

For the designer, and the crew stuck setting it up

To-scale satellite tracing
Calibrate the lot from a satellite view instead of eyeballing parking spaces. Save the venue once, design there forever.
Elements that know themselves
Slaloms, sweepers, gates, Chicago boxes — parametric, draggable, and aware of the rulebook. Not twelve anonymous circles.
Live cone count
The setup crew knows exactly how many cones to load before you've finished drawing. They will still forget the timing lights.
Course Doctor
42 checks against SCCA rules and design guidance — speeds, spacing, escape routes — so tech inspection is pleasantly boring.
Print-ready PDF, twice
One map for the drivers' meeting, one for the crew with counts and measurements. No CAD, no subscriptions, no eyeballing.
Plays with the family
Exports to SpeedStream for timing and to Assetto Corsa for pre-driving. The three racing products are, in fact, one scheme.
Spec sheet
Engine tests green256
Doctor checks42
CAD requirednone
Cones countedall of them, live
"Is it iPad yet?"soon.
$0.00
introductory price
Cheaper than AutoCAD by $500, give or take. We refuse to look up the real number.
← Back to the catalog Division № 01 · Sim pipeline
Assetto Corsa · CSP v1.1 · drivable

AC Autocross Maker {{ pt.tx }}

Walk the course Sunday. Drive it Wednesday.

A pipeline that reads the club's official course-map PDF and rebuilds the event inside Assetto Corsa — real venue, real layout, 523 knockable cones, every one within 0.6 meters of where the chalk says. By the time everyone else gets their course walk, you've had thirty runs. Results so far: perfect knowledge of the course, same mid-pack finish. The bottleneck has been identified. It drives.

NASA Crows Landing · via Content Manager · socks optional but traditional

PDF in. Track out.

Reads the official map
Vector cone data extracted straight from the event PDF, fitted to the venue with 0.60 m median error. No tracing, no guessing.
No Blender required
A pure-Python kn5 writer places every cone directly into the game's format. One editable course.json is the whole source of truth.
Knockable cones
All 523 of them, physically movable, emotionally significant. Point-to-point timing gates, just like the real Sunday.
Hard-won physics
Pointer cones rest at exactly 13.54° — we measured 68 real ones to get it right. Yes, there was a version where they all fell over.
Patch history, abridged
v0.8cars no longer fall through the earth
v1.0cones stopped lying down on the job
v1.1removed a 147 m row of canopies
gravityrespected since v0.8
$0.00
introductory price
Cheaper than a set of tires. Saves several.
Next in the catalog: Glovebox →
← Back to the catalog Division № 02 · Fleet ledger
iOS · offline-first Replaces a spreadsheet

Glovebox {{ pt.tx }}

Every fill-up. Every dollar. Every regret.

A logbook for every car the family drives — owned, loaned, or rented. Logging a fill-up takes ten seconds at the pump, works offline, and syncs to the whole household; charge sessions, repairs, and insurance go in the same ledger. Then the insights engine does the math you were avoiding. It was commissioned to defend the sports car. It is now the prosecution's best witness.

$0.00 · introductory price household plan: also $0.00
ten seconds, gloves optional

Accounting, but make it honest

MPG you can't lie to
Full-fill-to-full-fill windows only. A partial fill extends the window instead of inventing a heroic 43 MPG tank.
Gas and electrons
Fuel logs and charge sessions side by side — $/mile for the Spyder vs the EV, settled with data instead of vibes.
Tag your shame
Tag entries track, road trip, canyon — and stats segment by them. The racing tank stops being an outlier once it's labeled.
The ownership ledger
Money in, minus money out, divided by miles owned. The only equation that matters at exit, kept current while you hold.
The whole fleet
Owned, loaners, rentals — rentals spin up for a trip and roll into family totals without polluting any car's stats.
Own your data
CSV in, CSV out, losslessly. It replaces your spreadsheet without holding it hostage. Paste a year of Apple Notes; it copes.
Receipt · the Spyder, audited
Lifetime MPG16.3 (it's the driving)
Fuel only$0.29/mi
Costco edge$0.95/gal, respected
TOTAL, ALL-IN$19.84/mi — do not ask
$0.00
introductory price
That's $19.84/mi cheaper than the Spyder.
Next in the catalog: Altrove →
← Back to the catalog Division № 02 · Travel
iOS · family shared Workshopping

Altrove {{ pt.tx }}

The family map of everywhere.

Like a flight tracker, but for the whole trip — hotels, drives, days out, not just the takeoffs. Log where the family has been, follow trips live so nobody has to text “landed?”, and plan the next one together, in one place instead of four group chats and a shared album nobody opens. Currently being designed by everyone at the dinner table, which explains the pace.

BEEN ✓ SFO → NRT NEXT: ELSEWHERE
design subject to family vote

One trip, every layer of it

Whole trips, not flights
The full itinerary in one timeline — flights, hotels, drives, that one museum day. The flight is an event, not the story.
Follow along live
See the family's trip as it unfolds, without sending "landed?" into the void. The void never answered anyway.
The been-map
Every place you've all been, filling in slowly over the years. Objectively useless. Deeply satisfying.
Plan the next one
An AI guide proposes; the family disposes. Currently in the workshop, where all family decisions are made.
Boarding pass
Statusworkshopping, happily
Group chats replaced4
"Landed?" texts0, finally
EtymologyItalian for "elsewhere"
$0.00
introductory price
Checked bags: also free. It's an app.
Next in the catalog: the Plop Pavilion →
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The Studio 💼

The Guy {{ pt.tx }}

Founder. CEO. CFO. Setup crew.

Peyton — the entire staff of Pey Me Money App Studios. Computer-science degree, garage full of cones, family full of beta testers. Every product on this site exists because something finally gave out: a spreadsheet, an Adobe subscription, a group chat. Races on Sundays. Ships on Wednesdays. Invoices no one.

Exhibits
fig. 1 — the guy
fig. 2 — the machine · 16.3 MPG lifetime · worth it
fig. 3 — the field office
Org chart
Founder & CEOhim
Engineeringhim
Designhim, under protest
QAthe family (unpaid, thorough)
Setup crewalso him (see: cones)
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Continue the tour: the Plop Pavilion →
← Back to the catalog 🔒 Sealed exhibit · authorized ploppers only
The Plop Pavilion — east wing

The pavilion is sealed.

Behind this door: the studio's most classified exhibit. Speak the password and enter. You already know it. Everyone already knows it.

plop.
welcome, plopper
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The Pavilion · the studio's worst-kept secret
iOS · social · unfortunately real In development

Plop. {{ pt.tx }}

The social network for number two.

The studio's secret project, no longer secret. Start the throne timer and friends can cheer you on, live. Keep the streak. Earn Plop Points. Let Sage — the AI gut coach — read the data. There are games for while you sit. There's a map. There's ghost mode, because there has to be. Every engineering skill this studio possesses, aimed at the least dignified problem it could find. We are not sorry. We are a little sorry.

🔴 on the throne · 2:41 🪙 340 PP 🔥 9-day streak
the feed · do not open at dinner

Features nobody asked for. Everybody uses.

The throne timer
Tap when you sit. Friends see "on the throne · 2:41" and can send a cheer. That's the whole network, and it's beautiful.
Streaks & Plop Points
Daily streaks, PP for showing up. Spend it in the Arcade. The economy is fake; the discipline is real.
The map
Every plop, pinned. Friends see a general area, never your door. Ghost mode included, for business travel.
Sage, the gut coach
An AI that reads your logs and says "hydrate" with the confidence of a board-certified nutritionist.
The Arcade
Turn-based games played entirely from the throne. GamePigeon energy. "One more game" is a lie.
The Lab + Wrapped
Gut Score, Bristol distribution, correlation studies (beer nights: confirmed), and a weekly Wrapped for the group chat.

The plopmoji pack

Fifty-six moods. These four made it past legal.

{{ pt.tx }} The Classic
{{ pt.tx }} Too Cool to Flush
{{ pt.tx }} Party Pooper
{{ pt.tx }} Silent But Deadly
+52 in the app
Field notes
Plopmojis in the pack56
Bristol types chartedall 7
Company-time earnings$412/yr (per the Lab)
Ghost modeobviously
The public repostill 7 bytes of misdirection
$0.00
introductory price
Your dignity is the subscription.
(the button does nothing. the app, though — the app is real.)
Start the catalog over: SpeedStream →